Day 6: 50 Things I don’t really love so much

On the flip side of yesterday… here’s 50 things that… I don’t dig so much.

when the chocolate chip cookie turns out to be raisin instead
when Reynaud’s makes my fingers hurt
getting out of a warm shower into a cold bathroom
vanity plates that don’t make sense
holes in my socks

the smell of cigarette smoke
when my pants don’t fit
my lens that front focuses when it’s not supposed to
wendy’s french fries
needing home repairs

burned toast
when people clink glasses with silverware at weddings
writing something i’m proud of and getting no feedback
double spaces after a sentence
bird poo on my car

obviously scripted “reality” show dialogue
when the kids don’t replace the empty roll of toilet paper with a new roll
emptying the dishwasher
not getting the job
whole tomatoes

people who drive slowly in the passing lane
having my eyes dilated
cheap dental floss
Flo from Progressive
snakes

school events scheduled for the middle of the day when i can’t attend
split ends
oversleeping
when my nail polish chips less than a day after i do my nails
cake from mixes

not being able to find my stuff
office coffee
having to pull a sequin out from between a kid’s teeth (don’t ask)
not arriving on time
granite countertops

when michigan loses
micromanagers
when there’s not enough hot water
forgetting someone’s birthday
public speaking

beyonce
airplane turbulence
farting dogs
folding clothes
wall paper borders

not having health insurance
soggy bagged salad
playing tooth fairy
overdue library books
red meat