Oh, My Neighborhood is SO Fun

My next door neighbor is an asshat. I love that he lets them out in the backyard to howl for extended periods of time at four in the morning. I think that it’s super-duper cool of him. I love that he locks them in his crazy-hot garage all day so that all of us who are at home can hear his poor dogs howling in the heat (Niki – seriously, ask your mother!). On top of that, he’s just not a nice person.

So, I’ve decided to start playing the lottery so that I can win big and buy his house and his land and kick him out on the street. I’ll find a nice home for his dogs and maybe I’ll even hire a cab to drive this guy to the nut farm.

(Okay, I’m done whining. For now).

About sarah

Sarah is a book nerd, a music lover, an endorphin junkie, a coffee addict. Oh, and a goof ball. She writes, she tweets, and she sings off key.

Comments

  1. Robin Wilson says:

    🙁 That guy sounds like a “tool” See I shoulda bought that house down the street THAN we could not like him together!!! HUGS!!!

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