Day 22: Things I Wish I Knew How To Do

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  • Make cappuccino/latte art
  • Make chicken without either overcooking it and drying it out or undercooking it and giving everyone salmonella
  • Resist a box of CheezIts
  • Play piano
  • Rig the lotto so I win
  • Knit or crochet or whatever the hell it is people do to make these super cute coffee cup sweater things
  • Make homemade pasta
  • Play the guitar so it doesn’t sound like someone who doesn’t know how to play guitar
  • Give a flawless video interview (seriously, HR people, WHY is this a thing?)
  • Parallel park
  • Get a good picture of the moon
  • Cure cancer
  • Slow my brain
  • Drive without getting mad at all the stupid people who don’t know how to drive
  • Make my hair look fancy and Pinterest-y
  • Install hardwood floors
  • Appropriately price my photography services and the resulting products so as not to undersell my talents
  • Make a brownie sundae with zero calories
  • Put outfits together so I look more chic than chump
  • Apply eyeliner
  • Well, and makeup in general
  • Walk in heels without looking like a Clydesdale
  • Fix things so I don’t have to hire other people to fix things
  • Come up with a post every day for 30 days without resorting to lists
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Sarah is a book nerd, a music lover, an endorphin junkie, a coffee addict. Oh, and a goof ball. She writes, she tweets, and she sings off key.

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