- Make cappuccino/latte art
- Make chicken without either overcooking it and drying it out or undercooking it and giving everyone salmonella
- Resist a box of CheezIts
- Play piano
- Rig the lotto so I win
- Knit or crochet or whatever the hell it is people do to make these super cute coffee cup sweater things
- Make homemade pasta
- Play the guitar so it doesn’t sound like someone who doesn’t know how to play guitar
- Give a flawless video interview (seriously, HR people, WHY is this a thing?)
- Parallel park
- Get a good picture of the moon
- Cure cancer
- Slow my brain
- Drive without getting mad at all the stupid people who don’t know how to drive
- Make my hair look fancy and Pinterest-y
- Install hardwood floors
- Appropriately price my photography services and the resulting products so as not to undersell my talents
- Make a brownie sundae with zero calories
- Put outfits together so I look more chic than chump
- Apply eyeliner
- Well, and makeup in general
- Walk in heels without looking like a Clydesdale
- Fix things so I don’t have to hire other people to fix things
- Come up with a post every day for 30 days without resorting to lists
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