Kitchen Through the Lens: World’s Worst Chicken Tacos

 

WORST. TACO. EVER.

Dear Rachael Ray:

See that taco up there? That is some SERIOUS ugly. What you can’t tell from that picture is that the kids and I basically dumped out a pound of chicken in the garbage disposal because they were so disgusting.

And while I like to say that I’m not a great cook, I have to say… I’m pretty sure this is YOUR fault.

Now, when The Princess found this recipe in one of your kids’ cookbooks, I was kind of excited. I mean, TACOS. I really love tacos. Plus, with my kiddo picking out the recipe, that gives her a level of being invested in the process – maybe she wouldn’t complain about dinner. Wouldn’t that be a refreshing change of pace?

But the thing is, I could tell once I started cooking that this recipe would be a fail. And I should have known from reading the recipe first and seeing the flavors used and the method of cooking.

CHILI. CUMIN.

Essentially, your recipe treats these chicken tacos as though they were a regular ground beef taco.

YOU CANNOT DO THAT RACHAEL.

It’s not the same.

And then I got close to getting done and I was already trying to think of graceful ways to duck out of actually eating this dinner too, not wanting to discourage the kids.

“Mom, I’m… I… I don’t think I want this,” The Princess stammered.

“GOOD! ME NEITHER!” I replied. And then I wasted all that chicken by cramming it down the garbage disposal and running the water until I could get the stench of chili powder out of my nose.

Not good, Rach.

I’m only hoping the internet can help me out with a do-over – maybe they can give me a tried and true non-sucking chicken taco recipe. Maybe good ol Ree has one. In any case, I think that even if I had opened a pack of instant taco seasoning, it’d have been better than this ugly mess.

Yummo? Not even close.

Sincerely and craving tacos,

Sarah

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