Valentines Day Two Ways

BUT.

I really don’t like Valentines Day. As a general rule, I don’t love it. Maybe it’s because it’s tax season (Pumpkin woke me up before six a.m. and Hubby was already gone for another day at work). While I think it’s pretty sad that we need to have a day in which we’re reminded to tell the people we care that we do indeed care – I still wouldn’t mind a nice squooshy card and a dinner out without kids. Hypocritical? Yeah, maybe, but when has that ever stopped me?

So, if you don’t celebrate Valentines Day, I’d like instead to wish you:
Happy Ferris Wheel Day!
Happy National Have a Heart Day!
Happy Condom Day!
Happy World Congenital Heart Defect Day!
Happy League of Women Voters Day!
Happy National Women’s Heart Day!
Happy National Call In Single Day!
Happy Race Relations Day!
Happy Quirky Alone Day!

Or, if you really insist upon it… Happy Valentine’s Day.

And… If I haven’t said it lately, I guess I probably should: MWAH. I adore all of you. And you, over there? You look really nice today. I like what you’re wearing.

P.S. I didn’t make those holidays up. Someone else did.