Things I Thought I’d Never Have To Say To My Kids, Volume 1

“Leave your sister’s butt alone!”

“Get your underpants off your head!”

(No, only one of those was this morning, but the other was a few days ago.)

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  1. Try, “Don’t take your sister’s leg!” Or, “Don’t take your leg off”

    But, I have also heard myself say, “Don’t touch your sister/brother’s poop!”

    Yikes, what have I become!

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