You’ll notice these numbers are not sequential, but rest assured those rules DO exist and I share with you ONLY the highlights.

172. The whole concept of “Move Your Feet, Lose Your Seat” (with the fun acronym of MYFLYS) doesn’t apply to me. I’m the mother. I paid for the sofa. I get to sit on it wherever I choose. You don’t get to eagle eye my nice cozy spot on the couch and lunge for it the second I get up, most likely to fetch juice for one of you, or make dinner. If I “move my feet”, my seat better still be waiting for me when I get back.

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Sarah is a book nerd, a music lover, an endorphin junkie, a coffee addict. Oh, and a goof ball. She writes, she tweets, and she sings off key.


  1. We used to yell, “Golden Buns!” when we vacated a seat when I worked in the factory. It was a surefire way to keep your seat. It’s funny to listen to 8 full grown adults (including a few seniors) yelling “golden buns” all night.

  2. hi sarah! you forgot to leave your email address when you left your cocoa puffs combos comment .It will be sent to jessica at general mills and she will email you for the address you want your coupon for a free box of cocoa puffs combos cereal sent to.hugs from mommybitsreviews! kathi =)

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