Too Bad I Hate Cheeseburgers

“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
-The bitchy redhead in “The Devil Wears Prada”

This not eating stuff really sucks. I’m so so so hungry and everything sounds nasty, and I’m losing weight that if I’m being perfectly honest, I don’t need to lose. I’m seriously contemplating a trip to a drive thru to get a milkshake (and I don’t do McDonalds). I need something. Too bad it all sounds absolutely disgustingly nasty.

Hubby made microwave popcorn for the kids the other night and it about made me want to toss my cookies (aka saltines, which is the core of my diet the past few days, with some oatmeal, toast and 7Up thrown in for good measure). The smell! Ack!

I’m very hungry.

My kids are with my mom and her husband. Hubby is at some golf convention that he has been planning on attending for the past week. I’ve soaked some of the yuck away in a super hot bath, and I don’t really look fit for public consumption but I’ve got cabin fever so bad. I have got the iPod on, jamming to “Read My Mind” by The Killers, and I don’t even have it in me to dance around the house (which I do normally do if no one is home — oh, fine, I usually do it even when people are home).

So, help me find some food people. What works on an upset stomach that has some substance to it but won’t make me throw up!?

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Sarah is a book nerd, a music lover, an endorphin junkie, a coffee addict. Oh, and a goof ball. She writes, she tweets, and she sings off key.


  1. Sorry you are sick. Just reading about it brings bad memories back when I was pregnant. Hope you are better soon.

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