She got really close to my face and then said in a very serious voice:
So, a patient walked into a doctor’s office, and he can’t speak. And the doctor
said, “Ohhhhh. I get what the problem is: You’re a horse.”
Seriously, y’all – I have no idea why this was so freakin’ funny to me (It’s been that kind of day, I suppose) but she said it five minutes ago and I just stopped laughing.
(Oh, and now that I just finished typing it, I’m wondering if she meant “you’re hoarse” – which makes more sense, but still… Oh well. That’s a six-year-old’s comedy skillz right there).
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