Dear Target Cashier:
I am willing to forgive how you were so annoyed with me the last time I landed in your lane because you totally undercharged me for the Horizon Chocolate Milk Boxes, by a lot, I’m saying. Yeah, it was two 3-packs for $5.24, and I think you rang it up as three 3-packs for $.68. So help me, I didn’t correct you because to be honest, I’ve bought those darn things at Costco before (like $13 for 18 of them, and not $25 like Amazon.com charges – holy cow), and so I know you guys are marking them up like crazy. I consider it your apology for last time.