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A MeMe that I’ve copied from Kelly…

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A booster seat for The Princess (Pumpkin’s car seat is built-in, a cool feature of my mama-van) and lots of car-bage (aka Cheerios, cracker crumbs, Kleenex shreds, and the like).

2. When was the last time you threw up?
I don’t remember… Thank god. I hate puking.

3. What’s your favorite curse word?
Oooh. Hard to pick just one. I don’t usually swear outloud – I use it when I write, and I use it in my head. But the one that happens to “slip” most often is Sh*t. Sometimes I say it in German to make myself feel better about it.

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
My BFF, a friend via a message, and my kids (who I’ll lump together as one, because just as they’ve made me smile, they’ve also made me stifle some profanity, so…).

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Refereeing girl fights.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Just getting home from Target.

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?
Pumpkin ought to be napping, so I’ll probably try to get some work done, hang with The Princess, and if I have time, take my shower (We’re going out tonight, and I’m not sure when I”ll have time to get ready!).

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Only for work. Juuuuuuuuuuust kidding. No, I’ve never been.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Okay.

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Cookie Minster from Coldstone – mint ice cream with squashed up Oreos and fudge. Heaven in a bowl.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Skinny Gingerbread Latte

12. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, long sleeve t, long sweater, and socks

13. What was the last thing you ate?
Handful of Oatmeal Squares cereal.

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
On Saturday, I bought two new shirts and a pair of undies.

15. When was the last time you ran?
A few weeks ago. I’m working my way back up to it – from being sick, I stopped working out for a week or so – and I’m easing back in to getting my speed.

16. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
SuperBowl, probably.

17. I feel like something is missing here…

18. Who is the last person you emailed?
The mom of one of The Princess’s friends – coordinating a playdate.

19. Ever go camping?
My last memory of camping was this Delta in California and we went swimming in it, and then saw a dead pig floating around in the water. Freakin’ nasty. I’m not one for camping. Give me a nice luxe hotel with room service, please.

20. Do you have a tan?
Negative.

21. Did someone think I wouldn’t notice that 21, 22, and 23 are missing from this quiz?

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
Only at a restaurant.

25. What did your last IM say?
Probably “TTYL” – I haven’t IM’d in a few days, though.

26. Are you someones best friend?
I am – she’s stuck with me.

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
You are going to be SO jealous: I am spending three hours getting allergy testing done. Oh yeah – wish you were me, don’t you?

28. Where is your mom right now?
At work.

29. Look to your left, what do you see?
The paper shredder.

30. What color is your watch?
I haven’t worn a watch in over two years, but it’s silver.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia ?
Heath Ledger.

32. Would you consider plastic surgery?
In a minute!

33. What is your birthstone?
Opal.

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I hate fast food!

35.How many kids do you want?
Two. I’m so done.

36. Do you have a dog?
No, but everyone in the house wants one.

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Some random person calling for Hubby.

38. Have you met anyone famous?
A few, actually. No one lately.

39. Any plans today?
Not a lot. Going out tonight to see “RENT”!

40. How many states have you lived in?
Three.

41. Ever go to college?
I did – received my Bachelor’s in Business Administration in 1998.

42. Where are you right now?
In my office.

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Oh, to pick just one… My girls are both crying now (“Mom! She’s hitting me!”) and there’s some other assorted nonsense that I am not gonna go into.

44. Last song listened to?
Sadly, “Life’s What You Make It” by Hannah Montana

45. Seriously? Who wrote this quiz?! No 45 either?

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Lots and I’ll get the full breakdown of that tomorrow.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I love my Nikes.

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really.

49. Does not exist. Nothing to see here.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
Weirdly enough, yes, and I think it’s ridiculous.

51. What time is it?
10:56 a.m.

52. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of them do.

53. Do you eat healthy?
Usually, unless I have PMS, in which case all bets are off.

54. What do you usually do during the day?
Work, watch kids, work out, lose my sanity twelve times over.

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
Hate is a very harsh word but there are several people I can think of offhand that I really DO NOT like.

56. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
Yes, ma’am.

57. 57 Is curiously lacking from this quiz…

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
32

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I don’t think so?

60. How did you get one of your scars?
The Cocoa Incident of 2006 – dropped a very hot cup of cocoa on my leg and received 2nd degree partial thickness burns on my upper left thigh. It hurt worse than unmedicated childbirth (and that’s saying something!).